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The Reluctant Reader
I’ve loved reading as soon as I learned to. I gobble up books but also have this book hangover I go through after each book I read. It can be hard to keep up with my reading with a kid in the house...
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Go To Bed. Go To Bed. Go To Bed.
By the time my kid was seven years-old, I didn’t think sleep would be an issue for her. It is. Fucking fuck. There’s always some ailment that needs tending to and is causing her to stay awake. Like...
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Bad Seeds
I bought a different brand of clementines recently, since they didn’t have halos and cuties. I have found through my 8 year-old that they are not the same. I repeat, they are not the same. Run for...
View ArticleOf Course I’m Going To Run Into Someone I Know When I Look Like I Fell Out Of...
When I was in my pre-teen/teen years, my mom would tell me why bother with the way I look when we were just going to a trip to the grocery store or the laundromat. Guess what? Mommie dearest lied....
View ArticleSecond Grade
It was rough last year when my daughter was in second grade. While I have the absolute highest respect for anyone that works with children since that shit isn’t easy, my daughter’s teacher and the...
View ArticleAn Ass As Big As A Hot Air Balloon
If you want honesty, talk to a kid. When my daughter wants more information about something that I just can’t find the words for, I tell her to ask her dad. A few years ago, my daughter took a picture...
View ArticleSlime Shady
My whole house has been taken over by slime and the makings of it. We’re giving my daughter a gallon of glue on Sunday for her 9th birthday since she makes so much slime. I can’t believe my hummingbird...
View ArticleThe Chocolate Bunny Meltdown
I’m going through the phase of should I blog or should I just shut the fuck up? I’m sure most of you think shut the fuck up. But then something happened. As my daughter has gotten older, I want to...
View ArticleYou’ve Been Slimed!
Slime has taken over our household. My kid is in a constant state of making slime. But, don’t you dare, dear husband, get her a gallon of glue for her birthday for said slime making, because our tween...
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I’m An Anal Retentive Tyrant When I Let My Kid Cook With Me
There are times when I really despise cooking and then the rest of the time, I don’t mind it. That’s usually because I’m drinking. I’ve come a long way though considering what my cooking capabilities...
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